well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
