Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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