there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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