i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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