some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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