i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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