we're blogging at a bar
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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