can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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