question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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