I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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