I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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