i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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