Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
only if we run a train.
done.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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