Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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