Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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