I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Actions speak louder than pants.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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