i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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