chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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