Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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