I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
im holly from the hills drunk
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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