Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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