i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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