that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Randomize
