I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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