its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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