Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Sorry about my life...
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