She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
handjob tips. give me some.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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