My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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