He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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