If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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