Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize