Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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