went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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