It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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