We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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