If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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