That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Someone signed my nipple.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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