You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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