There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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