How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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