As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Mom said you looked used
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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