Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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