K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
this just has baby written all over it
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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