Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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