so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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