Walk of Shame. In a state park.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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