he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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