You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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