Non-Jews are for practice
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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