you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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