it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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