She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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