Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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