Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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