after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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