It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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